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Joker's Experiences in Hollywood - 4
Author: Joker/D-TECT
On the right I saw Don Johnson and
Meg Ryan, (Don was very fit today), In
the corner I saw Warren Beatty and
Madonna. I thought Warren and Don
would be my strongest opponents. After
the third round, James Belushi, Tom
Hanks, Harrison Ford, Micheal Douglas,
Sigourny Weaver, Kathleen Turner,
Whitney Houston (??) and Sharon Stone
were "out". To my surprise Sean
Connory was even during the fourth
round presented. After the fifth round
there were only in: Warren Beatty and
Marianne Sägebrecht, Don Johnson and
Brigitte Nielsen, I and Kim Basinger.
The maybe last round began. Marianne
Sägebrecht reached the orgasm with a
new record in 16.8 sec. Warren Beatty
had to be driven into a hospital to
transplant artificial eggs. Marianne
was disqualified because of unfairness.
Don Johnson and Brigitte Nielsen didn't
finish it in the time limit.
We, Kim and I managed it. It was no
problem to get an orgasm with Kim, she
was wonderful. Now I pissed over them,
but as I noticed that they enjoy it I
stopped. I was very shocked. I was
very dissapointed about the American
society. They are only thinking on sex
and fuck with everybody. I can't
understand this spoilt characters. So
I decided to fly home the next day.
Next year I will spend my holidays in
Thailand.